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Posted By: Lizzie Cornish 1
05-Jan-09 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: Morris joins the Dodo?
Subject: RE: Morris joins the Dodo?
Tish, tish...Phillipa mentioned 'The Daily Mail'.... Um!! :0) LOL
How strange that the usual suspects haven't picked her up for it. ??? I expect it's all part of a 'Daily Mail Plot' to create panic amongst the English about a problem which isn't there at all.

'Course, what they need is to stop dressing up in straw hats, flowers and hankies and that's just the men, and get a little..er..funky. Bring in the pirates, sprinkle them with a bit of sexiness and swoonability factor..and who knows, maybe the young men will return to the ranks, chased in their by their Maidens Fair.

Alternatively, someone send for John Kirkpatrick and his gorgeous Shropshire Bedlamas *immmmmediately*!!

Yes, yes! They'll save the day! Heck, but they're a sexy bunch of lads if ever there was one...and they've not a hankie to be seen amongst 'em, just very big sticks, with which they do some very illuminating things.

Oooooh, Matron! ;0)