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Posted By: Geoff Wallis
08-Dec-08 - 03:44 PM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
One of the best bad rhymes, courtesy of John Cooper-Clarke:

The room it had been ransacked,
There was nothing left at all.
A chicken had been dhansak-ed
And smeared across the wall.