Mudcat Café message #2420597 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2420597
Posted By: GUEST,machree01
23-Aug-08 - 07:57 AM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Hey, diddle, diddle!
    The cat done a piddle,
over the bathroom mat;
    The little dog laughed
    To see such fun,
so he piddled all over the cat.


Mary had a little lamb,
And the midwife
Nearly died when she seen it.

There was a young girl called Breige?
Who let a fart, when she sneezed?
It hit off the wall, then went up to the sky,
And came right down, and hit her in the eye.