Mudcat Café message #2364746 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #111903   Message #2364746
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
12-Jun-08 - 10:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
Bullshit, Don! The "Made in China" thing is just a ruse to hide their true source. And the lead, formaldihyde and other poisons are red herrings to hide the really bad stuff that's underneath.

The truth of the matter is that Care Bears are agents from an alien civilization centered somewhere near Rigel. They were really made by semisentiate Rigelian slime molds. Each Care Bear broadcasts a coded message that can only be picked up by the ears of the very young. This message encourages young humans to talk incessantly on cell phones, spend their allowances on piercings and tattoos, waste several hours of each day looking at each other's MySpace pages, and expose their underwear to public view.