Mudcat Café message #2362236 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #111910   Message #2362236
Posted By: Rapparee
10-Jun-08 - 09:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: Smear a Llama Here
Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
I've never really trusted a llama. Not since that party back when I was in college anyway.

It's a long and sordid story from the days when I pursued the pleasures of the flesh, the juice of the barley, and the blood of the grape instead of the pleasures of knowledge and the delights of the mind. Since all Mudcatters are celibate ascetics and have eschewed the baser pleasures I shan't tell it here lest passions become inflamed.

But take it from me, never trust a llama with your girlfriend.