Mudcat Café message #2342363 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69896   Message #2342363
Posted By: GUEST,Tom
16-May-08 - 04:16 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Here Comes the Bride
The one I have heard was:

"Here comes the Bride,
Six inches wide,
Here comes the Vicar,
Six inches thicker!"

That's the only one I've heard.