Mudcat Café message #2313033 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #110286   Message #2313033
Posted By: Midchuck
11-Apr-08 - 11:58 AM
Thread Name: True things you couldn't make up.
Subject: RE: True things you couldn't make up.
My neighbors are also named Payne.

So naturally, their answering-machine message starts, "You Have Reached the House of Payne..." And the guy is a big fellow with a resonant low baritone voice.

P.