Mudcat Café message #2283269 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #109210   Message #2283269
Posted By: GUEST,Guest
08-Mar-08 - 07:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: Quote of the Day -
Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
OK, now we're in for it. I found a George Carlin quotes page. It really is reassuring to know someone has a sicker sense of humor than I do.

Here we go.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."

And I just love this little blessing of his:

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."