Oh, I always forget my favorite pithy quotes from the gals of the silver screen!

"Macho does not prove mucho."

"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

                        --Zsa Zsa Gabor

"The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

"When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch."

                        --Bette Davis

"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork."

"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

                        --Mae West


"You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing."

                        --Meryl Streep