Mudcat Café message #2281427 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #109210   Message #2281427
Posted By: autolycus
06-Mar-08 - 02:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Quote of the Day -
Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
I like Harpo Marx's story about war in his autobiography.

Little girl. Daddy,what's a war?

That's when a million men with guns go to a field and meet another million men with guns and they shoot at each other.

Little girl. And what happens if nobody turns up?


   Ivor