Mudcat Café message #2153975 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2153975
Posted By: GUEST,FuBar
20-Sep-07 - 09:50 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Yup, me again. This time with requests:

Does anyone know the 'hornpipe' parody lyrics?
I can start it from memory, who can complete it?

Do yer balls hang low
Do you swing 'em to-and-fro
Can ya tie 'em in a knot
Can ya tie 'em in a bow
Do ya get a funny feeling when yer hanging from the ceiling...
(unable to remember final line of verse.)

Unable to remember further verses either, or potential chorus.


Oh, and the good-old Fraggle-Rock theme wasn't immune either:

Down at Fraggle-Rock
Grab a Fraggle by it's cock
Chuck 'im in the air
Catch 'im by 'is pubic-hair
Swing 'im round yer head
Make sure the fucker's dead!

Grab another one,
Shove a chainsaw up it's bum
(Can't remember this line)
Down at Fraggle-Rock!

There may be further verses too, perhaps someone else remembers?