Mudcat Café message #2153962 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2153962
Posted By: GUEST,FuBar
20-Sep-07 - 09:37 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Here's more, as promised, and "it's a doozey":

The masterful Taboo song as heard on coach-journeys for things like school-trips etc. (Also known as "Three German Officers")

The tune (In case you hadn't worked it out) is "When Johnny Comes Marching Home".

Enjoy!:

Three German Officers in a tank, taboo, taboo,
Three German Officers in a tank, taboo, taboo,
Three German Officers in a tank, one to drive and two to w*nk,
Taboo, tabaye, tab*llockyeye, tab*llockyaye, taboo.

Three German Officers crossed the line, taboo, taboo,
Three German Officers crossed the line, etc
Three German Officers crossed the line to rape the women and drink the wine,
Taboo, tabaye, etc

They Stopped off at a way-side inn, etc
They stopped off at a way-side inn, etc
They stopped off at a way-side inn, knocked on the door and kicked it in,
Taboo etc.

The landlord had a maiden fair, etc
The landlord had a maiden fair, etc
The landlord had a maiden fair, with great big tits and long blonde hair,
taboo etc

They dragged her up the rickety stairs, etc
They dragged her up the rickety stairs, etc
They dragged her up the rickety stairs, by her single pubic hair,
Taboo etc.

They tied her down on to the bed, etc
They tied her down on to the bed, etc
They tied her down on to the bed, s*agged her hard until she was dead (told you it was twisted)
Taboo etc

The Padre thought it was a shame, etc
The Padre thought it was a shame, etc
The Padre thought it was a shame, and ******ed her back to life again.

Three German Officers they got shot, etc
Three German Officers they got shot, etc
Three German Officers they got shot, two in the head and one in the c*ck,
Taboo etc

Three German Officers went to hell, etc
Trhee German Officers went to hell,
Three German Officers went to hel, ******ed the Devil and his wife as well,
Taboo, tabaye, tab*llockyaye, tab*llocky eye, taboo!


I also found this alternative version which is quite similar:

Taboo (Three German Officers):

Three German officers in a tank, taboo, taboo Three German officers in a tank, taboo, taboo Three German officers in a tank, One to drive and two to wank

Chorus: Taboo, Tab-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Taboo Singing Nah, nah,nah,nah, rice krispies every day Get in, get out, stop fu**ing about, get in, get out of the rain

Three German officers crossed the rhine, taboo, taboo Three German officers crossed the rhine, taboo, taboo Three German officers crossed the rhine, raped the women and drank the wine

Chorus

They came accross a wayside inn, taboo, taboo x2 They came accross a wayside in, pissed on the cat and walked right in

Chorus

The landlord had a daughter fair, taboo, taboo x2 The landlord had a daughter fair, the biggest tits and long blond hair.

They took her up the rickety stairs, taboo, taboo(x2), they took her up the rickety stairs, and pulled out all her long blond hairs

Chorus

They tied her to the end of the bed, taboo, taboo(x2), they tied her to the end of the bed, and shagged her till she was nearly dead

They took her down the leafy lane, taboo, taboo(x2), they took her down the leafy lane, and shagged her back to life again

Chorus

The land lord had a trusty gun, taboo, taboo x2 The landlord had a trusty gun, shot the barstards one by one

Chorus

(Sung slowly but speeds up quickly at the end of the verse) Three german officers went to hell, Taboo, Taboo x2 - (Sung slowly) Three german officers went to hell (the next bit sung fast) shagged the devils wife as well

Chorus Taboo, Tab-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Taboo Singing Nah, nah,nah,nah, rice krispies every day Get in, get out, stop fu**ing about, get in, get out of the rain


Sadly I can't claim I remembered the song verbatum, I cheated and found it online somewhere. Figured you guyz/galz would like it all the same.