Mudcat Café message #2114532 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #102615   Message #2114532
Posted By: John Hardly
30-Jul-07 - 05:38 AM
Thread Name: .
Subject: RE: .
I wish I were a Brit
I'd never again say "shit"
It sounds so erudite
when made to rhyme with "white"

And "fecking", so I've heard,
Is another British word
just oozing savoir-faire
To the backward Yankee ear.

Only the uncultured masses
Refer to "tits" and "asses"
The Queen sits on 'er "oss" so
that's the proper way to go.

oo oo oo I wanna be like You oo oo
I wanna walk like you, talk like you