Mudcat Café message #2110726 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2110726
Posted By: GUEST
25-Jul-07 - 05:39 AM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
This one comes from Half Man Half Biscuit:

Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
And everywhere that Mary went
Gynecologists surrounded.

And this is from Maurice Condie:

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for swim in a pond
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And says "you can't swim here, it's private."