Mudcat Café message #2110250 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2110250
Posted By: SINSULL
24-Jul-07 - 02:23 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb
With mint jelly.

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said "Is this seat taken?"

Ching Ching Chinaman
Sittin' on a fence
Tryin' to make a dollar
Out of sixteen cents.

Rich girls wear ruffles on their pants
Poor girls wear them plain
If you don't wear none at all
You should be ashamed.