Mudcat Café message #2106511 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2106511
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
19-Jul-07 - 12:54 AM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Probably posted many years past in another thread, circa 1920's, western USA.

If a pig drinks a quart of buttermilk before he starts,
And runs a mile before he farts,
The farther he runs,
The tighter he gets,
How many miles before he .....hmmmmmmmm?