Mudcat Café message #2106479 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2106479
Posted By: GUEST,youngest one
18-Jul-07 - 11:29 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
They are rhymes for "patty-cake" type games that girls play…

Miss Suzy

Miss Suzy had a steam boat,
The steam boat had a bell,(ding ding)
Miss Suzy went to heaven ,
The steam boat went to…
Hello operator,
Give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
Ill kick you from….
Behind the "frigerator" ,
There was a piece of glass,
Miss Suzy sat upon it,
And broke her little…
Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathrooms,
Zipping up their …
Flies are in the meadows,
The bees are in the park,
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend,
Are kissing in the,
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
Dark, Dark, Dark

Miss Marry Mack

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All Dressed in Black, Black, Black,
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons,
All down her back, back, back,
She asked her mother, mother, mother,
For fifty cents, cents, cents,
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants,
Jump the fence, fence, fence,
They jumped so high, high, high,
They touched the sky, sky, sky,
They never came back, back, back,
Till the fourth of July, July, July.