Mudcat Café message #2084440 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2084440
Posted By: GUEST,Nikkiwi
22-Jun-07 - 06:11 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Heres one from down under

Spider spider oh so small
Climbing climbing up the wall
You didn't it'd just been plastered
so now you're stuck - you stupid b*stard

And one we used for "counting out" for teams etc

it, dit, (dog/cow/bull)-shit, you are not it