Mudcat Café message #2053493 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101677   Message #2053493
Posted By: Naemanson
16-May-07 - 09:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: Obit Jerry Falwell (15 May 2007)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit Jerry Falwell (15 May 2007)
I seem to remember a joke about a man who dies and goes to heaven. He is amazed to be allowed through the gates because he never was a believer and was a bit of a sinner. "Well," says Saint Peter, "there never was a hell. Everyone is welcome here." About that time the man looks down off a cloud cliff into a sea of fire with souls roasting and demons tormenting them. "What's that?" Saint Peter looks down and sadly shakes his head. "Has nothing to do with us. The Baptists just wouldn't believe the facts..."