Mudcat Café message #1980195 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #99377   Message #1980195
Posted By: Little Hawk
26-Feb-07 - 04:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
Impressive. I wonder how much a full-sized moose chucker would cost? Hmm. I think it might exceed our available military budget to make enough of those to have a real impact.

No, we are thinking of suspending the moose from hot air balloons. As for the beaver, they will make their way down along key waterways and then fan out in all directions. They will dam all important lines of communication.

You have no idea what you're in for. Resistance is futile. The words "Shock and Awe" are, I think, appropriate ones to describe the overall effect.