Mudcat Café message #1916276 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #72240   Message #1916276
Posted By: Murray on Saltspring
21-Dec-06 - 08:35 PM
Thread Name: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear
A variation of this gives the coy verse

Oh Sir Jasper, do not touch me

Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me

Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me,

As she slipped between the sheets with nothing on at all.

Tune is the chorus of 'John Brown's Body', of course; and the joke [such as it is] consists in the omission of the last word of the first 3 lines, then the two last words, and so on, till you get "Oh Sir Jasper!", "Oh Sir!" and finally "Oh!"