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Thread #82010   Message #1876561
Posted By: Declan
05-Nov-06 - 05:31 AM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
It never rains in California,
but girl let me warn ya

I once wrote a song that never saw the light of day about a particular night out in Dublin. There was a very drunken man reciting "poetry" on the night in question. The verse went something like:

"The poet was stretched out all over the table,
To recite his poetry, he barely was able,
His poem spoke of women, It seems he'd his bed full,
I quite liked his verse, but his rhyming was dreadful"