Mudcat Café message #1837720 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82010   Message #1837720
Posted By: GUEST
18-Sep-06 - 05:31 PM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
The Hash (rugby, too?) version of "Bicycle Built for Two" has an extremely force one:

Daisy, Daisy! Give me your answer true
Daisy, Daisy! Wouldn't you like to screw
I really must beg your pardon
But I've got a helluva hard on

From beatin' my meat
Against the seat
Of a bicycle built for two

Obviously it needed a second verse for Daisy's reply. So I wrote one ... with just as bad a rhyme in the same place:

Henry, Henry! Here is your answer true.
I'd be crazy to jump in the sack with you
Your hard-on is so disgustin'
It's limp and has a crust on.

I wouldn't be pleased
To get a disease
From a bicycle built for two

Sorry, I know I'm sick and twisted! *BG*