Mudcat Café message #1834271 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82010   Message #1834271
Posted By: GUEST,redhorse at work
14-Sep-06 - 08:08 AM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
" I close my eyes for a minute and pretend it's me you want.
Meantime I try to act so nonchalant"

Or the classic limerick
"There was an old man of Boulogne
Who sang a most topical song.
It wasn't the words
That frightened the birds
But the terrible double entendre"