Mudcat Café message #1833824 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82010   Message #1833824
Posted By: GUEST,thurg
13-Sep-06 - 05:23 PM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
Don't forget the great Cowardly Lion:

Dorothy: What would you do if you met an elephant?

Lion: I'd wrap him up in cellophant!

Tin Man: What if you met a rhinocerous?

Lion: Imposserous!

Scarecrow: What if you met a tyrannosaurous?

Lion: I'd show him who's king of the fores'!

And then there's:

Lion: Who put the ape in ape-ricot?
       What do they got that I ain't got?