Mudcat Café message #1750700 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #81350   Message #1750700
Posted By: GUEST,C
31-May-06 - 01:55 PM
Thread Name: I'm Rubber . You're Glue: Children's Rhymes
Subject: RE: I'm Rubber. You're Glue: Children's Rhymes
My band-mate and I put this one to music, and we play it to the delight of most of the other girls our age, which is now mid-late 20s. It was really popular in the 80's, in the South anyway:

"Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
The steamboat went to...

Hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll chop off your...

Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
and cut her little...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow
Bees are in the park
The boys and girls are kissing in the...

D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!"


My daughter taught me this one recently:

"Apples on a stick just make me sick

Make my heart go two-forty-six

Not because I'm dirty

Not because I'm clean

Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine!"