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Thread #89274   Message #1684915
Posted By: Linda Kelly
04-Mar-06 - 07:14 AM
Thread Name: Wincers
Subject: RE: Wincers
I did attempt a Hull meets country and western song about a man with a personal body odour problem who found true love with a woman who had had her nose cut off by a bacon slicer it has a verse and this was an earlier version, which went

His name was Stanley, he was manly and he owned a big saloon
It was a Ford Cortina
You won't smell nothin' meaner
when he drive it round on Sunday afternoons
Chorus
He'd ride the range that lonesome cowboy
From Bilton Grange to north of Louth
Smelt somewhat strange that lonesme cowboy
But his heart is bigger than a texan oilman's mouth.

eventually I changed the names to protect the innocent but its still fairly hammy and not ever sung by me even though its a bit of a classic!!!!