Mudcat Café message #1684814 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89274   Message #1684814
Posted By: alanabit
04-Mar-06 - 02:50 AM
Thread Name: Wincers
Subject: RE: Wincers
My own first attempts at love songs were so excruciating, that my memory has thankfully erased most of them. One of the worst went:

"I can see your face reflected from the posters on my wall
You're pulling on your stockings as the night begins to fall
It takes me back to what I lack and where I long to be
To think I used to laugh at love and now it laughs at me."

There was even more of this garbage. I don't "do" love songs any more, which is a mercy to both me and my listeners!