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Thread #89274   Message #1683366
Posted By: Big Al Whittle
02-Mar-06 - 12:52 PM
Thread Name: Wincers
Subject: RE: Wincers
my latest classic is a song tackling the thorny issue of fashions in ladies pubic hair coiffure

Hairy Mary Song

Oh Babe you are my girlie
And I love you – you're so curly
I love to run my fingers through your hair
I think any man's a vill-ian
Who wants to give you a Brazilian
I love you hairy Mary – you're my girl!

Now I know you're in love with a noodle
Who should be trimming poodles
Oh how he loves to clip and snip your hair
But afterwards it's prickly
In fact its durn right tickly
You can call my interest prurient
But I prefer you more luxuriant

Now Brazilians they make coffee
Down there, they tend to shave it off-ee
As anyone in Rio, can see-oh!
They run round playin' their maracas
They shout ariba! And go crackers
There's men in great big frocks
and women with great big other attractions

So remember you must scorn him
If he offers you a Californian
Try looking grim
When he says, fancy a trim?
He will say its more hygienic
But it isn't half so scenic
And as a matter of fact I'll
Admit its me! I'm tactile!

©Alan Whittle28/12/2005 02:08:39