Mudcat Café message #166877 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #17207   Message #166877
Posted By: Dave (the ancient mariner)
22-Jan-00 - 06:00 PM
Thread Name: The Mudcat Juke Joint!
Subject: RE: The Mudcat Juke Joint!
See ya got some low life inhabiting the Juke Joint Mbo. Whats that? they wont pay their bills?.. Modern Day Pirates laddie.... The largest biker walks up to Dave huge bowie knife in hand, two others with bike chains menacingly follow behind... Got a light? he asks holding a reefer to his lips...Dave answers very slowly....See you boys brought knives to a gunfight..suddenly pulling out his custom Colt .45 and pulling back on the hammer and placing the muzzle to the tip of the joint in the bikers mouth..When you see the flame..suck! The rest of you boys pay your bills and head out of town. Dont forget to close the door behind you...very drafty in here. Now then when Mbo has taken the handcuffs off the policeman over there he's gonna run yer ass to jail handcuffed to his car bumper. people around here are nice and friendly, but I am a different breed not from around here, so go away and dont come back. See ya Mbo and just call on the Cb if you hear the bikes but I doubt if they'll be back I just called for the State Troopers. Oh yes officer as a matter of fact I do have a permit for the .45 used to be a Hit man for the Queen..TTFN