Mudcat Café message #1667349 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #1667349
Posted By: GUEST,Ed
13-Feb-06 - 01:31 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Here are two;

have you ever wondered when the hearse goes by
what they do to you when you die?
they wrap you up in a big white sheet
and put you in a hole about 6 feet deep.
the worms crawl in
the worms crawl out
the ants play peanknuckle on your snout
and then you turn a greasy green
and pus comes out like whipping cream
thats why campbells soup tastes mmm-mmm good!

three german officers in a tank
taboo! taboo!
three getman officers in a tank
taboo! taboo!
three german officers in a tank
thats one to drive and two to wank
taboo tabai to-bollocky-i
to-bollocky-i taboo!

they came across a wayside inn
taboo! etc
and pissed on the matt and walked right in...

the landlord had a daughter fair
with golden-brown pubic hair

they dragged her up the ricketey stair
and fucked her till she lay there dead

they dragged her down the backstreet alley
and fucked her back to life again!