Mudcat Café message #1647554 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #1647554
Posted By: Splott Man
13-Jan-06 - 04:04 AM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
There was a young fellow called Martin,
Who had an immaculate parting.
He said that the knack
Was to stand back to back
With a very large elephant far enough away to be comfortable.