Mudcat Café message #1583015 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #85394   Message #1583015
Posted By: Rapparee
14-Oct-05 - 09:43 AM
Thread Name: Songs and parodies about science
Subject: RE: Songs and parodies about science
Here's one based upon "Ya gotta pick a pocket or two" (from Oliver):

Pick a Packet or Two

Strangers with
    Strange accounts
Porno GIF
    Large amounts
Villains like these use FSP
You godda pick a packet or two
    You
Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.

FSP you do not see
Unless you pick a packet or two.

Forged IPs
    Leave no tracks
When they launch
    SYN attacks
Never know why your mail has dried
Unless you pick a packet or two
    You
Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.

Buffers fill, net I/O's killed
Unless you drop a packet or two.

RTM
    What a worm
Internet
    All asquirm
When he was caught he said it ought
To've only sent a packet or two
    You
Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.

Spaf revealed the bug that yielded
More than just a packet or two.

IP port
    Six-six-six
Firewalls play
    Deadly tricks
Never assume cross-campus Doom
Won't yield an evil packet or two
    You
Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.

Name the campus Ether spammers
When you pick a packet or two.

MBA
    Browsing by
Activates
    CGI
Credit-card details, indiscreet
Disclosure in a packet or two
    You
Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.

Whiff of porn, all caution's gawn
A compromising packet or two.

IP frags
    Steal your breath
When they yield
    Ping o' Death
Kernels beware, rebuild with care
Or gag upon a packet or two
    You
Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.

Bound'ry checks can save your neck
A kamikaze packet or two.

Thoughts of this
    Sort of trick
Reboots my
    Facial tic
Simply to find some peace of mind
I have to pick a packet or two
    You
Godda pick a packet or two, boys
You godda pick a packet or two.

We will find some peace of mind
When he can pick a packet or two.