Mudcat Café message #1560458 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84530   Message #1560458
Posted By: Cluin
10-Sep-05 - 11:40 AM
Thread Name: Advice for a Nervous Performer
Subject: RE: Advice for a Nervous Performer
Just before you go out to perform, squirt some pickle juice in your eye.

Nothing worse will happen to you that night and everything else that was formerly intimidating will seem trivial in comparison. You'll breeze right through it in your hurry to get to the eyedrops.