Mudcat Café message #1503686 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82010   Message #1503686
Posted By: Bentley
18-Jun-05 - 12:47 PM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
How about something along these lines?
This is the tale of poor old Fred
Who was born one day before he was dead
Poor old Fred was a funny old guy
He was blind in one ear and deaf in one eye
When spoke,he wrote with a limp
And when he wrote,he walked with a squint
Poor old Bert.