Mudcat Café message #147768 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #16060   Message #147768
Posted By: emily rain
10-Dec-99 - 05:55 PM
Thread Name: The funniest song you have ever heard!
Subject: RE: The funniest song you have ever heard!
"i cheered at the banderilleros [sp?] display
as he stuck the bull in his own clever way
for i hadn't had so much fun since the day
my brother's dog rover --- got run over!

[spoken:]
rover was killed by a pontiac
and it was done with such grace and artistry
that the witnesses awarded the driver
both ears and the tail...
but i digress...

the moment had come, i swallowed my gum
we knew there'd be blood on the sand pretty soon
the crowd held its breath, hoping that death
would brrrrrighten an otherwise dull afternoon"

etc. *grin*