Mudcat Café message #1462191 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #80267   Message #1462191
Posted By: JennyO
15-Apr-05 - 11:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: Drunks only
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only
From Wayne and Shuster:

Guy in bar - "I'll have a martinus"

Bartender - "You mean martini"

Guy in bar - "If I want two I'll ask for 'em."