Mudcat Café message #1423349 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78851   Message #1423349
Posted By: Little Hawk
28-Feb-05 - 06:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: Hide the weenie
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
There are lots of good places to hide the weenie. In a drainpipe. In a knothole. In the mailbox. In the safe. In the letter slot. Under the desk. Behind the potted plant. On top of the ceiling fan. In your pockets. And so on...

If left unattended for too long, however, the average weenie begins to shrivel up and assume a much less impressive and robust appearance. This is undesirable. Always eat them while they are still fresh and firm.

If you have a dachshund, then no hiding place will suffice unless it is securely locked...or at least 4 feet above ground level. A weenie hidden on top of the ceiling fan will drive your dachshund practically out of his tiny mind, because he will KNOW it is there, but be utterly unable to do a thing about it.