Mudcat Café message #1415152 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78556   Message #1415152
Posted By: skipy
19-Feb-05 - 04:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: Smarties to drop the tube!!
Subject: RE: BS: Smarties to drop the tube!!
o/k this is what we do:- we keep quiet about this & slowly purchase tubes of smaties until our spare rooms are full. Never buy more than two tubes at a time, never visit the same shop more than once a fortnight, vary your days and routes, never make eye contact with anyone in any of the shops, never joke or cause anything to make you stand out from the rest of the customers. When the smarty eaters are desperate we can sell our tubes on "Ebay" releasing only one a week!
I think I have been eating the blue ones!, I'll get my whelk & hit it with a spatula.