Mudcat Café message #1412660 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76954   Message #1412660
Posted By: Naemanson
16-Feb-05 - 11:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
A minister decides the church needs to be painted so he goes to the paint store only to realize the church maintenance fund will not allow him to buy enough paint. So he buys what he can and waters it down to make it cover the whole building. Just as he finishes the job a tremendous rainstorm hits the building and all the new paint is washed away. As he stands there watching the paint run down the walls and on to the street he hears a deep voice from the heavens that says,

Repaint, and thin no more!