Mudcat Café message #1409135 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76954   Message #1409135
Posted By: Wilfried Schaum
14-Feb-05 - 08:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Repairing a small church a joiner is hammering along with the pews when he hits his thumb.
He is swearing loudly: "Goddam-heaven-cross-bloody-sacrament-confound-it!"
The parson admonishes him: "Dear son, must you swear so blasphemously in The Lord's own house? Can't you say like any decent godfearing Christian: SHIT?"