Mudcat Café message #1403109 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76954   Message #1403109
Posted By: Susu's Hubby
08-Feb-05 - 07:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
On a long flight from Miami to San Francisco, a lady sat with her poodle right beside her. Right behind her sat a huge fat guy just continuously puffing on a huge, smelly cigar.

The lady turned to the man and politely asked, "Sir, would you mind putting out your cigar? You're bothering my dog and me."

The fat man replied, "I bought and paid for my ticket and I'm going to smoke my cigar."

About thirty minutes later the lady turned and said, "Sir, I demand that you put out your cigar. You're making both my dog and me very ill."

The fat man smiled and said, "Listen lady...I told you that I bought and paid for my ticket and I'll smoke as long as I want to."

Thirty more minutes passed and the lady suddenly gets up, grabs the cigar, opens a window and tosses the cigar out then returns to her seat. After the man gets out of his seat, he leans over, picks up the dog, opens his window and throws the dog out.

The lady freaks out and presses her face against the window. To her amazement, she sees her poodle standing on the wing of the plane. Do you know what he had in his mouth?
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.......the brick.