Mudcat Café message #1403095 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76954   Message #1403095
Posted By: Susu's Hubby
08-Feb-05 - 06:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
In an old folks home, an old man and an old woman would sit together in the TV room. The old lady would put her hand in the old man's lap and hold his pecker. This went on for a few weeks until one night the old man didn't show up.
Fearing the worst, the old lady went to look for the old man. She found him in the next building sitting with another old lady in the TV room, and she too, was holding his pecker.
The old lady was shocked and stammered, "What does she have that I don't?"

The old man winked, smiled and then replied, "Parkinson's!"