Mudcat Café message #1402015 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76954   Message #1402015
Posted By: wysiwyg
07-Feb-05 - 07:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
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One Dozen Snakes only $39.95.
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1-800-SERPENT
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