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Thread #76954   Message #1399792
Posted By: Cluin
05-Feb-05 - 02:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Bubba and Earl decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Earl won 1st prize: a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and pasta.

Bubba won 6th prize: a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met at Wal-Mart. Bubba
asked Earl how he liked his prize.

Earl smiled and said, "Just great! Me and Earline love spaghetti! And Buford, our hound, polishes off the leftovers ever' time. Say, Bubba, How's that there toilet brush workin' out for you?"

"I don't like it so good," replied Bubba "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."