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Thread #41824   Message #1399030
Posted By: Layah
04-Feb-05 - 12:16 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
THe steamboat went to heaven
Miss susie went to
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll chop off your
Behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss susie sat upon it
and broke her little
ask me no more questions
I'll tell you know more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their
flies are in the meadow
(I forgot this line)
Miss susies in (fogot this word too)
Kissing in the D A R K D A R K dark dark dark

There was an alternate ending that I also don't remember much of. (?s like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is like a picture show and that is all I know) That's as suggestive as any of my childhood rhyms got. I'm amazed you got away with songs with actual swearing in them, and things suggestive enough I never would have gotten the joke.