Mudcat Café message #1398318 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #1398318
Posted By: GUEST,Carlisle101
03-Feb-05 - 06:42 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
On top of a smoggy,
all covered in sand
I shot my poor teacher
with a red rubber band.

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
You couldn't have missed her
She was 50 ft wide.

I went to the funeral,
I went to the grave
Some people thrugh flowers
I through a grannade.

Her body whent up
her body whent down
her body whent Splattt
all over the ground.