Mudcat Café message #1397034 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76954   Message #1397034
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
02-Feb-05 - 04:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
"Stop Sign"

A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming
kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space.
Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.

"Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an
irate man.

She rolled down her window and yelled back, "What
makes you think these are all mine?"