Mudcat Café message #1377723 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39443   Message #1377723
Posted By: Alaska Mike
12-Jan-05 - 06:54 PM
Thread Name: Farting in Public
Subject: RE: Farting in Public
I knew a fellow once who could fart "Yankee Doodle" as he went up the stairs. Unfortunately, the fingerings were such that he had to wash his hands after each performance.