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Thread #75653   Message #1335159
Posted By: Moses
22-Nov-04 - 07:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhyms anyone?
This was once an advert on the London Tube (about 20+ years ago).

Said King George to his Court
I enjoy a good Port
But it must be a wine that's just right

Said a Courtier, game, if I tell you the name
Of the best
Will you make me a Knight?

The king nodded his head
And the Courtier said:-
"Cockburns Port is the port for a King,
but remember to say it, without the C.K"
And the court cried "Long live Harles the Ing!"

Funny what you remember isn't it?